Did you know that decorating early for Christmas can make you happier? Yeah…we at FAT don’t believe that either, and are convinced this article is blowing snow up your ass.

Direct Hit! – Crown Of Nothing out today! Crown of Nothing by Direct Hit!

The spookiest time of year is fast approaching, and we ain’t talkin’ ghouls and goblins either. Something far scarier is lurking around the corner…Fest! Grown men in jorts, tattoos of burritos on bicycles, and, of course, all those damn beards. Don’t worry, children. We’ll be there to hold your hand. And while we may not have much in the way of “tricks,” we’re certainly gonna be bringin’ the “treats!” We’re packing our annual Fat Music for Fest People 10inch, along with a bunch of other rare vinyl, which you can grab at both the Pre-Fest and Fest flea markets. There’s...