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New form of torture: Fat ringtones!

Ever been on a crowded bus and wanted to further embarrass yourself? Well, now we got Fat ringtones. Ever wanted to have that perfect ring for when Grandma calls? Well, now we got Fat ringtones. Ever thought technology has gotten way outta hand and wondered why punk rock seemingly and suddenly revolves around the internet? Well, now we got Fat ringtones. Oh don’t be such a wuss. Go here if you wanna get some ringtones or cell phone wallpapers. We hear that they’re really cool overseas, so we hope they’re right.

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Fat Podcast, Episode Two: The Wrath Of...

March’s Podcast is finito. And this time Fat Mike and Floyd suit up and investigate a crashed vessel which turns out to be (gulp!) the Botany Bay! Okay, so that was a metaphor. But this new Podcast is full of high-flying thrills, galactic action, and a bunch of shit-talking, of course. By now you should know how to subscribe to this thing (we’d tell ya if we knew), but you can download it here.

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Fat Mike & Floyd host Fat podcast!

It’s Fat Podcast, Episode One: A New Hope. Floyd’s ear-splitting tirades around the Fat office are the stuff of legend, but alas, he has met his match…the microphone! Strangely enough, the mic seemed to affect Floyd as though it were a psychological muzzle, if you will. So what the fuck were we talking about? Oh yes, podcasts! It’s a team show hosted by the boss (Fat Mike) and the poster boy (Floyd) that features new Fat stuff and some other bizarre musical selections. Subscribe to it, get it from iTunes, or download it here. Just don’t ask us any questions,...

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New NOFX mp3!

Pssst, the band is playing a “secret” show at Stinky’s tonight. Seeya there. The real news is that we have a new mp3 available from NOFX’s upcoming CDEP, Never Trust A Hippy. That thing comes out March 14th, to be followed by the release of their length, Wolves In Wolves’ Clothing, out April 18th. What else is there…oh yeah, the new mp3 is for the song “Seeing Double At The Triple Rock”, which is an ode to D4’s bar and their kick ass bowling team. Carry on!

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Stream Oh! Calcutta!, cool contest too!

The pride of Wrigleyville, The Lawrence Arms will be offering a new song every day on their MySpace page starting now. Today’s tune is “Cut It Up”, which is believed to be a tribute to the venerable trade of barbering. Totally awesome. But you won’t need to leave the meaning of these songs up to our intepretation because you can win the band’s original lyric sheets and a copy of Oh! Calcutta! on colored vinyl over at Punknews.org. It’s like a contest and shit. 12 different winners, but most importantly, be sure to visit TLA’s MySpace page every day to...

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