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Sorry dudes, but that shit costs almost $10 to send to Europe, and more than $11 to send to Australia. When the shipping alone is way more than what we’re selling it for…we got problems. We may be idiots when it comes to doing business, but we WILL NOT get screwed over by Euros and Australians! Update: This recent story is untrue. Kinda.
Or at least that’s what the internet would have you think. It seems that someone has hijacked our email and is sharing our deepest, darkest secrets with the punk community. Hey, at least kids aren’t posting lies about how we’re part of the RIAA again. Anyhow, for a good laugh check out this news story here. We’re trying to save rock n’ roll over here and you little bastards are hacking our email accounts. Real cool…
Ever been on a crowded bus and wanted to further embarrass yourself? Well, now we got Fat ringtones. Ever wanted to have that perfect ring for when Grandma calls? Well, now we got Fat ringtones. Ever thought technology has gotten way outta hand and wondered why punk rock seemingly and suddenly revolves around the internet? Well, now we got Fat ringtones. Oh don’t be such a wuss. Go here if you wanna get some ringtones or cell phone wallpapers. We hear that they’re really cool overseas, so we hope they’re right.
March’s Podcast is finito. And this time Fat Mike and Floyd suit up and investigate a crashed vessel which turns out to be (gulp!) the Botany Bay! Okay, so that was a metaphor. But this new Podcast is full of high-flying thrills, galactic action, and a bunch of shit-talking, of course. By now you should know how to subscribe to this thing (we’d tell ya if we knew), but you can download it here.
It’s Fat Podcast, Episode One: A New Hope. Floyd’s ear-splitting tirades around the Fat office are the stuff of legend, but alas, he has met his match…the microphone! Strangely enough, the mic seemed to affect Floyd as though it were a psychological muzzle, if you will. So what the fuck were we talking about? Oh yes, podcasts! It’s a team show hosted by the boss (Fat Mike) and the poster boy (Floyd) that features new Fat stuff and some other bizarre musical selections. Subscribe to it, get it from iTunes, or download it here. Just don’t ask us any questions,...